For some stupid reason, I picked up Vivid's recent "Bloopers and Boners" tape, hosted by Nikki Tyler.
In the past I have wondered aloud as to what the purpose of bloopers porn tapes were, since I didn't really care about seeing Amber Lynn flubbing another line in some movie where the plot was irrelevant anyway... but against my better judgment, I picked this up.
There wasn't much on TV last night, so the wife and I sat and watched while I updated the FAQ and web site.
There were only a few scenes that were particularly "laugh worthy." One had Tom Byron fucking Heather Hart and Teri Diver in a tub. He pulls out for the cumshot, slips and lands squarely on his ass... and then manages to regain his composure and finish the pop shot! Go Tom Go!
Then we gets lots of boring line flubs.
To actually add sex to the movie, there were a few extended sex scenes which ended in a blooper.
The sex scenes (the ones I remember) were a great g/g between Melissa Hill and Jen Teal in a shower; a g/g between Tracey Adams and Julianne James where they fall off a chair at the end; some blonde in a b/b/g who falls off a couch as the guy tries to enter her ass.
You usually get a glimpse of the real person behind the persona in blooper tapes, which is I guess what holds their appeal to me.
We also get to see Janine get her earring caught when she tries to rip off her fencing mask from WTBA6. OUCH!
Wee see outtakes from "NightBreed" which was strange, since they were at the end of NightBreed too. I guess an editor got lazy.
We get to see extended outtakes from Michael Zen's Stardust -- Jen Teal getting caught up in a telephone cord and other ways she can lose her focus.
There was also a Tom Byron retrospective, featuring the many looks of Tom -- from his first days with Ginger Lynn to his later days as a grunge God. Oddly, there was a clip from "Flesh for Fantasy" in the retrospective, the only non-Vivid clip I noted.
If you're really bored or have a coupon for a 99 cent rental, give this a look. Otherwise, you probably haven't missed anything.
Since it is a compilation, and a mostly non sex one at that, it gets to rating.
And now the joke (from the Internet Moderator Mailing List)...
Q: How many Internetters does it take to change a light bulb:
A: 435,235
1 to change the bulb
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236,789 to concatenate all articles to date, then quote
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was meant for, leave it here
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