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From: [email protected] (RonK489385)
Subject: Creative Titles we will never see
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Sun, 03 Sep 2000 16:40:27
I am starting a new thread where we can post all the creative titles for porn
videos we will never see on this planet. One caveat is that the title must
describe the video accurately, no dishonest porn title (this is an oxymoron).
- Real Sex Stories -- staring (put in the real name of your favorite
politician)
- Triple Anal Adventures with Lexington, Rocco, and Omar.
- Sex in Outer Space without the Bulky Suits.
- True Sex Stories with Real Extra-Terrestrials.
- Centurian Sex Adventures.
Ron
From: "MrScorpio" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Creative Titles we will never see
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Mon, 04 Sep 2000 00:10:15
How want these:
- The Best of Faked Male Orgasms
- True Body Hair Removal Confessions
- Toxxic Johnny's True Last Performance
- Highshool Nerd Gangbangs (Featuring Nerds from the Pornstar's school
days)
- Post-Coital Absolution with Ron Jeremy
From: "DJWaxKilla" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Creative Titles we will never see
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Mon, 04 Sep 2000 12:40:08
"Freckles, Freckles, Freckles!!!"
"Sweatin' With The Vivid Girls"
"Rim Job #12: The Unwiped Hedgehog"
From: [email protected] (Torris)
Subject: Re: Creative Titles we will never see
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Mon, 04 Sep 2000 15:20:08
On Mon, 04 Sep 2000 12:40:08, "DJWaxKilla" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>"Sweatin' With The Vivid Girls"
Outstanding!!!
How about some helpful "how to" videos from the experts:
- Steve Hirsch's Video Editing Techniques
- Marc Wallice's Fake IDs
- John T Bone on Porn Ethics Volumes I and II
- Rodney Moore: How to Pick Up Leper Chicks
- Randy Detroit on Selling Life Insurance in da Hood
- Miss Sharon Mitchell: Sorcery for Fun and Profit Series:
Vol. 1 - Leeches are your friend
Vol 2 - Prayer and HIV
Vol 3 - How to Erase Xerox smudges from notarized documents
- Mark Kernes on How to Review Movies Without Having to Bother
Watching Them
- Nina Hartley's How to Make Love to a Stroke Victim
- Patrick Riley reads from his dissertation from NYU on "Boyish
Butts: Why Bonobos are Preferable to 99.9% of Porn Stars"
- Brandy Alexander's Key to a Life Long Career in the Porn Business:
Humility, Modesty and Forgiveness
From: [email protected] (RWFYKE)
Subject: Re: Creative Titles we will never see
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Mon, 04 Sep 2000 21:21:28
11. Matt Ramsey: My Secret Life As A Straight Porn Star
12. Gene Ross: Bald Is Beautiful
13. Terri Weigel: Go From Playboy Playmate to Prostitute in 10 Easy Steps
14. Houston's Magic Secrets featuring How To Make 50 Parolees Turn Into 620!
15. Luke Ford's The Importance of Ethics in Journalism
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