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From: [email protected] (Johnmuni)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Subject: NYC declares Ron Jeremy illegal
Date: Thu, 01 Jul 99 08:43:13

In order to clear up the ambiguous law banning the possession of "wild animals", the city recently drew up a list of illegal house pets. Among the obvious critters like tarantulas, dingos, Tasmanian devils, bats, alligators, sloths, hippopotami (listed as an even-toed ungulate as opposed to odd-toed ungulates), the city saw fit to list "hedgehogs"!!! First the crackdown on porn shops, now on porn actors? What's next? Just remember St. Rudy's name when he runs for whatever office he's interested in down the road.

 

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