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From: Matt Marin <[email protected]> A new cable network has been announced, called American Porn Encore (APE). As a public service, mattmarin.com has put together a listing of highlights from its first day�s schedule: 4:45 AM - STRINGING UP BABY (1938) *** Cary Grant, Katherine Hepburn A scientist discovers love while cutting off circulation to parts of a dizzy socialite�s body. The fun starts when Grant ties Hepburn to a dinosaur skeleton and uses a hundred million year-old fossil as a dildo on her. Note: the fossil later started its own video series. 10:00 AM � BLONDIE GETS LAID (1946) ** Penny Singleton, Arthur Lake A series of mixups leads to Dagwood being fired for sodomizing the boss�s wife. The fun starts when Blondie gets revenge by inviting Mr. Dithers and the mailman to double penetrate her on the kitchen floor. Penny Singleton's last film in the series. 2:30 PM � MA AND PA KETTLE OPEN AN ADULT BOOKSTORE (1953) ** &fraq12; Percy Kilbride, Marjorie Main Newly converted to atheism, the Kettles decide to open a porn shop next to the town church. The fun starts when the pastor and mayor run into each other in the rubber goods section and start a sex-aid fight. Look quick for Richard Nixon�s cameo as a vibrating egg. 6:00 PM � THAT DARN SCAT (1965) * Dean Jones, Kurt Russell Specialty film, considered daring in its day. College-student Russell is struck by lightning while conducting a physics experiment and suddenly finds that beautiful women are attracted to his bowel movements. Sequel: SCAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF. 10:30 PM � DEEP THROAT IS COMING, DEEP THROAT IS COMING (1971) *** &fraq12; Charlton Heston Chilling science-fiction tale about a paranoid who has visions of a time when hardcore pornography will be seen on theater, television and computer screens around the world. Famous conclusion features the madman being locked in a rubber room and never heard from again. Alternate title: THE MATT MARIN STORY.
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