Table of ContentsCelebrities don't do porno... usually. The ones who did... Pamela and Tommy Lee Pamela Anderson and Bret Michaels The Star Trek Connection... The Original Series The Next Generation Tonya Harding What about Sticks the Drummer from "Happy Days"? Jayne Kennedy MTV VJ Simon Rex Aldo Ray Cameron Mitchell NFL running back Dave Nelson James Hong Stephen Geoffreys The one's who didn't... Marina Sirtis Do the Brady Girls Swallow? Maureen "Marcia" McCormick Susan "Cindy" Olsen Ron Howard? Barbra Streisand Sylvester Stallone? Xuxa? The Go-Gos? Dana Plato? Teri Hatcher? Alyssa Milano? Wednesday Addams from TV? The Pink Power Ranger (Amy Jo Johnson)? Linda Blair? Marilyn Monroe? Jeremy Jordan? Lucy "Xena" Lawless? Fran "The Nanny" Drescher? But what about all those pictures I see of on the Net which show Tom Cruise/Marina Sirtis/Brad Pitt/Mother Theresa having sex? Is there anywhere I can buy this celebrity "porn?" Table of Contents Celebrities don't do porno... usually.
There are all sorts of people who are rumored to have been in porn --
Barbara Streisand, Sylvester Stallone (who did make an erotic movie at
one point, but a porno???), Kevin Costner, Teri Hatcher, Christina
Applegate and so on -- and there is absolutely no proof of any of it.
There is a book available in most major bookstores called "The Bare Facts", by Craig Hosoda, a sometime contributor to our group. You can use this book to find out if your favorite actor or actress has ever appeared in a state of undress. People on the a.s.m. net would be very, very surprised if you ever found an adult video that certifiably contained a celebrity. To be blunt about it, the reason no celebrities have made porno films is because they have worked long and hard at becoming celebrities, and they know perfectly good and well that a porno film would be guaranteed to dash those plans. Serious actors in porn films (and there are a few) are there because they have given up hope of a successful mainstream career, not because they think it will be a stepping stone for them. (Thanks Marvin!) As far as I know, no "stars" have ever gone from being famous to doing porn. Jonathan Morgan and Ashlyn Gere did some horror movies before they got into porn, but I wouldn't classify them as "stars" as I would actors working in a different genre. :-) Two people I guess I could classify as "stars" would be Aldo Ray and Cameron Mitchell. They are gone into detail below.
HOWEVER some celebs have been unlucky enough to have the most private act caught on tape and then distributed through either legal or illegal channels. This is not "doing a porno" but "getting robbed of privacy" tho we'll happily watch that too. So, here are those who have, haven't and are frequesntly asked about.
The ones who did...Pamela and Tommy Lee
Then, as the story was told to me, a disgruntled contractor, while
working on their home, managed to find and steal a home movie
Pamela and Tommy made of themselves doing the nasty. The tape
found its way into the hands of Penthouse publisher Bob Guccione
who is ready to sell it, much like the did the Tonya Harding
tape... however, the Lees have asked the court to grant an
injunction against Penthouse, and so far, no vidcaps or photos from
the video (or the video itself) has made itself public.
There has been a bootleg copy of the tape floating around. Someone who saw it says: "Pamela Anderson has a sex tape out of her and Tommy Lee at home. It was pilfered from the home in retaliation by a workman who did renovations to the home and never got paid. He showed me the tape, and there's nudity,sex, BJ's etc etc, and Tommy Lee's got a big dick!"
So Internet Entertainment Group got a hold of the tape and after some legal wrangling, they were able to release the tape. It's mind-numbingly dull. Tommy does have a big dick, but he also drives a boat, smokes a lot of cigarettes, drives a truck, takes awful video of himself fucking his wife... The tape is a disappointment to those wanting a wall-to-wall fuckfest. This is not it. This is merely a home video with about two minutes of fucking thrown in. No oral cumshots, no assfucking, no rimming... Pam is naked, yes. She touches herself, sure. She sucks tommy's dick in an out-of-focus, sort of way... You can get some reviews at http://amri.iafd.com/title-result.asp?mname=pam. Pamela Anderson and Bret MichaelsBefore Pam and Tommy, there was Pam and Bret. Well, at least in the sequence of Pam's life. In the sequence of in what order did the tapes escape, Tommy was out the gate first, then Bret's tape hit the scene, tho I am unclear if the Bret tape ever made it to the street or not. There were some lousy vidcaps floating around which came from a website which purportedly sold the tape, tho I think they were shut down before they could ship any. If you have any details on, please pass them along.The Star Trek Connection...
Star Trek, arguably, may be the most popular television show on the Net.
As such, there's a lot of discussion about its stars and if any of them
did porn. The most famous person, who we'll get to later, is Marina
Sirtis (She didn't.)
However, two minor players from the old and new series have beamed down to the occasional porn set...
The Original Series
David Anderson [email protected]) & Gordon ([email protected]) both
tell me:
In the original series (running between 1966 and 1969 and
starring Wm. Shatner) there was an episode called 'The
Gamesters of Triskelion'. Kirk, Chekhov, and Uhura are caught
on a planet and forced to perform as gladiators for the
pleasure of powerful aliens, who get their jollies betting on
the outcome ("I'll bet 500 quatloos on the challenger!").
The female protagonist/guest-star was a young woman with a good face and a tight, amazon build. Her name was Angelique Pettyjohn and she played "Shahna," Kirk's "thrall," in the episode. In the early 1980's, this same actress appeared in two X-rated features: 'Body Talk', billed as 'Angelique', and 'Titillation', billed as 'Angel St. John'. Older, heavier, but definitely recognizable, Angel/Angelique participated in several hardcore scenes in each film." (Other readers have pointed out that she may have been credited as Heaven St. John in these films.) She also appeared in Mike Jittlov's film, "The Wizard of Speed and Time," as an Associate Producer of a TV show ("Dr. Magic") with which the Wizard (Jittlov) was trying to land a job. Angelique died in February, 1992, in Las Vegas, at age 48, of cancer. You can get her movies from BLOOD TIMES VIDEO, P.O. BOX 3340, STEINWAY STATION, LONG ISLAND CITY, NEW YORK 11103-0340.
The Next Generation
Tim Evanson tells me that a gay porn star did appear in an episode of
STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION. Look closely, and you will see
then-and-currently active gay porn star Brad Phillips appear in a
one-sentence speaking role as an ensign sitting at the Ops chair (Data's
position) in a second-season episode (WHOSE NAME TIM DOES NOT REMEMBER!
DOH!).
Apparently, the ST:TNG producers had no idea of who they'd cast, but quickly remedied their mistake for future shows.
Tonya Harding
The "porno tape" movie was not taken during a their honeymoon as
originally stated, but rather after a Halloween party. In any
event, the tape was made by none other than Tonya's ex-husband,
Jeff Gillooly. The movie is accurately depicted in the Sep. 1994
issue of Penthouse (the one with the silver cover). To call this
a "porno flick" is be misleading.
The full movie has turned up in some video stores as a rental item. Penthouse's 800 number listed in previous editions of this document is disconnected. Back in its heyday, most people in the group felt it was not worth the tape it was recorded on. The camera work is non-existent. (The camera was set on a table and just taped and taped and taped). Due to the bad angle, not a lot of explicit action is actually captured, and Tonya just kinda lays there... While the tape may have novelty value, it is probably not worth the purchase price (if you can even find a place to buy it). If you have to see it, try and find it as a rental...
What about Sticks the Drummer from "Happy Days"?
Yes, the actor that played Sticks, Jack Baker, made the transition
from Happy Days to New Wave Hookers. Jack appeared in most of the
Dark Brothers' early work, most notably the first two New Wave
Hookers movies and the two chapters of their Devil in Miss Jones
series, where he guided Lois Ayres through Hell.
Jack also appeared in Kentucky Fried Movie. Sadly, he succumbed to stomach cancer in late 1994.
Jayne Kennedy
Former sportscaster Jayne Kennedy has indeed been caught on tape in
compromising positions. Both participants knew they were being
taped. The big thrill to this tape, besides that fact that it
actually a "star" getting laid, is that the star is getting fisted
to boot!
I have not seen the tape, and if anyone who has seen it would like to comment on it (or forward me a copy...) for the FAQ are invited to.
Brad Williams who has seen the tape has this to say:
The distribution started when Leon Isaac gave the tape to a friend
to watch and said friend made some copies. Soon, some black
nightclubs in Atlanta started having some "private screenings".
There are some copies out there, but they are illegal boots,
Kennedy/Isaac were divorced before all this and she obviously never
said "Leon, give this fuck-tape of us to some of your buddies",
much less sell it through distribution. I've seen it, it ain't
much, and I don't have it anymore. About on par with Tonya video,
though Jayne goes at it more enthusiastically.
A noted poster from alt.binaries.nude.celebrities says:
CREATIVE ARTS, RD#2 BOX 327A, FAYETTE CITY, PA 15438 carries the
whole 1 hour Jayne Kennedy video for $15 - and has the BEST quality
version that I've seen yet.
A poster from alt.sex.movies has this to say:
I recently ordered a copy of it from Video Search of Miami. They
have it for 24.99 I believe...The quality is real bad. It was shot
on one of the very first home video cameras. But...what it loses in
quality it MORE than makes up for in HEAT. She is not wearing much
makeup and it looks to be shot before her CBS sports days. But she
and her then husband do EVERYTHING and she is VERY loud. Call VsoM
at 1-888-279-9773.
Some have debated that her fisting is more of a "Max Hardcore" fisting
than an "up to the elbow European fisting." Not having seen it, I
cannot comment...
MTV VJ Simon Rex
Finally, one we can answer yes to! :-) MTV VJ Simon Rex has
appeared in 3 solo jack off videos aimed at the gay community.
He used the name "Sebastian" for Brad Posey's Club 1821.
The distributor's address is:
Club 1821 The note I have says their catalog is free.
Aldo Ray
I'm sure most of you are saying "Aldo Who?" Aldo Ray was a movie
star in the 50s and has continued doing work until he died in 1991.
As a point of trivia, he is Eric Da Rae's (Leo Johnson on Twin
Peaks) father.
Patrick Riley says "He appeared in Sweet Savage in a non-sex role, if that's "do[ing] porn movies." He plays a bad guy (big surprise) who is cahoots with some others in a scheme to get the Indians fighting with the settlers so as to grab some land. The closest he gets to sex is in the back room of the local bar with a nude Carol Conners (of Deep Throat fame). You're unlikely to get the movie easily at least uncut as it contains two rape scenes. Try some old rental stores. It was put out on the Solid Gold Caballero label. "
Cameron Mitchell
And Cameron Mitchell did a cameo in Titillation, a genuinely funny
& horny detective spoof with Eric Edwards. He didn't perform
sexually just a Bogart-like mentor to the younger detective. He
also did a non-sex cameo in Dixie Ray Hollywood Star.
NFL running back Dave Nelson
For those of you that didn't catch the Dave Nelson story in Hustler
Erotic Video Guide:
"As one of Jeremy's vaunted celebrity-porn stars, Bobbitt has
more credibility than (and we use the term loosely) actor Dave
Nelson. Video Team has been promoting his porn debut Backfield In
Motion, as the first hardcore performance by a former NFL star. But
Nelson's connections to professional football are tenuous at best.
He claims to have played for the Miami Dolphins in the mid-'80s,
but the Dolphin personnel computers have never heard of him. Nor
has anyone from the sports page of the Miami Herald. Rosters of
the 1985 Super Bowl, a game in which he claims to have played,
don't list his name. Translation for our slower readers: THIS
GUY'S ABOUT AS REAL AS A PORN BIMBO'S TITS! Nelson pitched himself to Jeremy as a former Dolphins running back - though one who didn't play much because of recurring injuries. So Jeremy put up his own money to make a video with him, despite the fact that his own cameraman, who is "a major Dolphins fan, couldn't place his name, no way, no how." He should have suspected a hoax when Nelson, who had initially pledged to go public on the TV tabloids with his alleged NFL background suddenly reneged, saying he didn't want to tarnish the fine reputation of the League with a porn scandal. Dave, we kind of doubt they really give a damn."
James Hong
James Who? James Hong is a solid character actor with over 300 parts during the 1960's thru
the 1990's. For example, he played the main villain in "Big Trouble in Little China".
James Hong had a major, though non-sex, role in "China Girl" (1974) with Annette Haven.
Stephen GeoffreysStephen was featured in the films Fraternity Vacation, Heaven Help Us, 976-Evil and Fright Night. Tim Evanson says: He made at least one gay porn film BEFORE embarking on a mainstream movie career. He subsequently did another before making two more mainstream films. He then did several soft-core and hard-core gay porn films once he left the Hollywood circuit. Geoffreys was never closeted and never made a secret about his gay porn work. He was quite open about it, but no one really asked him either. The one's who didn't...Marina Sirtis
No! No! No! No! No! For the millionth time, no!
This is perhaps the most annoying question ever, mostly because it is asked *so* frequently. You're one of the lucky ones, reading the answer here instead of asking it to the group, where you would come back singed and broken. Back in the 80's... 1989 to be exact, when Star Trek:The Next Generation was reaching new heights of popularity, someone posted a rather startling picture of a topless Marina Sirtis being whipped by another woman to rec.arts.pictures.erotica . The person who posted it correctly identified the picture as being from a very stupid mid-1980's thriller called "The Wicked Lady". This movie, while rated R for obvious reasons, was hardly a porn movie, but rumors started up that the posted picture was in fact from a pornographic video. Soon afterwards, a never ending series of photo fakeries appeared on the scene, and continue to today. The fakes are usually of lousy quality. Some ways to tell if the picture you're looking at is a fake is to look at where the body joins the head; more often than not the skin tones don't match. Often these pictures will be offered as conclusive "proof" when they are usually amateurish fakes. For further examples of photo fakery and their debunking, go to the Fake Detective's site and study up. You will still find pictures of her from these movies posted to one of the picture newsgroups. (usually alt.binaries.pictures.erotica)
The great guys at Mr. Skin (www.mrskin.com sent this over to me by way of clarification: I just wanted to make you aware of a misnomer on your reference to Ms. Sirtis. You correctly assert that she has never done a porno, and you also correctly listed a credit for her in "The Wicked Lady". While it is not a porno there are plenty of shots of her ample rack. In addition, she also did a movie "Blind Date" in which she has several nude scenes. You can check out the pics and clips of the movies listed above at http://www.mrskin.com I hope this sheds some light on a blurry Ms. Sirtis. Do the Brady Girls Swallow?
I don't know... maybe they spit, but I can tell you they've never
done porn... but appearing nude? Could be.
Maureen "Marcia" McCormick
Some people swear up and down that Maureen "Marcia" McCormick
appeared nude, though they usually don't remember the movie. I
asked Craig Hosoda (author of the Bare Facts) and he doesn't think
she did, but he did mention the movie "Texas Lightning" in his
book.
To cloud the waters a little more, someone sent me this in the e- mail...
Craig's objection to "Texas Lightning" is that the
scene he has in mind was "dark, hard to see".
Nothing much to see with only home equipment. But
Craig MISSED the bar scene, where it is not dark.
Her nip-slip is merely very quick. But yes,
Maureen McCormick's nipple was exposed.
So, the issue is cloudy. I can't seem to find Texas Lightning in
my area video stores, so I have come to rely on grainy vidcaps that
people are kind enough to send to me.
Here's the accompanying text from a poster from alt.binaries.nude.celebrities whom I have come to trust:
These are vidcaps attached to this message which came from the
1981 film, TEXAS LIGHTING - Although the shots were very
brief, there WAS nudity with Maureen McCormick. Some of these
stills were published in an issue of Celebrity Sleuth (and I
recommend that magazine above all others - including THE BARE
FACTS GUIDE - though, I, myself do not write for Sleuth and
even Sleuth is not 100% reliable) These caps were done by
yours truly and I do not alter or fake any vidcaps.
Mrskin.com, a fellow AVN 2000 Award Nominee and recently cited in the Playboy Advisor, has video clips and vidcaps of Texas Lighting. It's up to you to seek it out and make up your own mind. The vidcap is of decent quality and I was not able to see any nipple, tho it may be there on the actual film...
There have also been some fake pictures of Marcia floating around, and they are just that, fakes... and poorly done ones at that. More details can be found at the Fake Detective site.
Susan "Cindy" Olsen
But, as we know, nudity does not equal hardcore porn in any aspect,
anyway. Susan "Cindy" Olsen was never in pornographic movies. Nor
is she, as according to another rumor that is widely circulated,
dead. She never committed suicide. And she was never in an adult
video. And she's not related to the Folger's coffee lady.
In a recent interview with Howard Stern, Susan denied she ever revealed her body to the camera. Howard was understandably disappointed. A reader of a.s.m. ([email protected]) pointed out this little tidbit which I think does a pretty darned good job of explaining the "Cindy did Porn" rumor...
"About 10 years ago or so there was this crappy American show
called "Divorce Court" in which B and C list actors played the
various parties in divorce cases supposedly drawn from real
life. In one of these Susan Olsen played a young woman who
was attempting to divorce her abusive, sleazeball, etc., etc.
husband. He had hooked her on heroin, blackmailed her and
forced her to act in pornographic movies."
"I suspect that someone, having just glanced at this show, couldn't separate art from reality and leapt to the wrong conclusion and the rumor that she had done porn rose from this."
Also, Susan Olsen has poked fun at the rumor herself, recently joking about it to TV Guide. Ron Howard?
Sorry, Opie Didn't Get Laid... At least not on film he didn't...
The myth of Ron Howard directing a porn movie probably dates from a talk show interview he did. He jokingly suggested that he would like to make a Porn movie, and the title of "Opie Gets Laid" was suggested. He recently brought this topic up again in his 1994 Playboy interview (an interesting read, IMHO) However, Ron Howard has never been involved in the adult movie industry. He has, however, appeared in a cheesy flick called (circa 1978) "The Last Nudie Musical" with Cindy Williams for Laverne and Shirley fame.
Barbra Streisand
The short answer is, most likely, no.
But, you can make your own decision by checking it out yourself. The loop is available on Blue Vanities 7. Blue Vanities are videos which contain old loops and stags (from 1900 to the late 70s). Blue Vanities are available from:
Filmfare Video Labs An article that first appeared in the Buffalo News in 1993 is archived at the FAQ site: http://www.rame.net/faq/support/babs.html
Sylvester Stallone?
All sources confirm that Stallone appeared in a film
called "Party at Kitty & Stud's." The sources disagree
over whether the film was actually hardcore or not. Of
course, Stallone isn't talking. Here are three points of
view... you'll have to decide for yourself. This one is
just too "gray."
There are two sides to this story, and we're at a little loggerjam about it. Some asm/rame readers claim that Party at Kitty and Studs is NOT A PORNO. However, one of the gurus over in alt.folklore.urban, Peter van der Linden, claims that Party at Kitty and Studs WAS A PORNO. It's your call. I side with the asm folks, but I have been wrong in the past (though I'd never admit it!)
Xuxa?
Hate to break it to ya, but again, no, she never did a porn film.
She did pose topless (if not nude) for the Brasilian edition of
Playboy, and she did appear in one film. An anonymous poster put
forth this on the group:
"Amor Estranho Amor" (Love, Strange Love) is the only one she
did... and it does show her breasts and her butt... but that's
all. It's still a really bizarre film (even without Xuxa in
it) and should be seen.
Look for the unrated version, as the R-Rated version available at
Blockbuster does not have the additional footage.
JRDelirious writes:
Xuxa did a cheap B-grade sexploitation flick while climbing
the career ladder. There was nudity and there were bedroom
scenes but...
A reader from Brasil tells me that this is not the case. He
states: IT WAS NOT A PORNO!!!! At least not any more than stuff like The Bikini Carwash Co. or Beach Babes from Beyond, or 9 and 1/2 Weeks or Red Shoe Diaries or Wild Orchid can be defined as "porn". Part of the problem is that in many Latin Countries where true Hardcore is absolutely illegal, "softcore" that would earn an R-rating or a late-night cable spot in the US is *rated* "adults only", which in our worldview can only translate to "porno" (the dreaded-X-rating syndrome). When HardCopy or the Enquirer trumpet the story, they conveniently gloss over this subtlety.
Forgive me, but down here we use to have less trouble with sex
than in US, all those [softcore erotic thrillers] that you
would need to have a cable to watch, is broadcast here after
10:00 pm. Tits and butts are a regular part of our commercial
breaks... even at the evening !!!
The Go-Gos?
No, they don't. Again, I have not seen the tape, but to the extent
that the Go-Gos are in it, the extent of their participation is
that they watch a drunk guy whack off. There is NO Go-Go nudity in
the tape at all. I understand that on the whole it is a pretty big
let down.
Dana Plato?
Nope. She appeared in Playboy a few years ago, and in 1995
appeared in "Compelling Evidence". A poster from
alt.binaries.nude.celebrities tells me that a guy named, Donald
Farmer (who supposedly produced this video) offers all of the nude
takes on video and this may be what got those rumors started about
it being a porn video.
Anyway, if you're interested in getting a copy of his nude takes with Plato, here's his address - VIDEO VAMP, 23 BIG SPRING CIRCLE, COOKESVILLE, TN 38501 Dana Plato was also featured in another made-for-video flick, titled "Sex Puppets" and PornStar, Ron Jeremy did have a small role in it, but it was an R-Rated T&A flick, and Dana did NOT do any nudity in it.
Her movie "Different Strokes" is not pornographic; just has some softcore lesbian playacting in it. Teri Hatcher?
Nope. The star of "Lois & Clark" and now Radio Shack pitchwoman appeared nude in the R-Rated "The
Cool Surface" that's about it. No hardcore past for her.
Alyssa Milano?Just answering this could get me in hot water since Alyssa's mom is cracking down on any site that seems to mention her daughter's name and nude in the same page. But Alyssa (the plain-jane daughter on "Who's the Boss" turned surgically enhanced vamp) has appeared nude in a movie or two. The primo flick: "The Nosferatu Diaries: Embrace of the Vampire." She has some scenes with another naked woman which suggest lesbianism, but hardly anything hardcore.
Wednesday Addams from TV?
Patrick Riley (what would we do without him?) says:
As others have pointed out Lisa Loring (the Wednesday from the
Addams Family) was married to Jerry Butler (third husband and since
divorced) but never actually did any sex in porno movies. She did
appear, playing a hooker, in Laying Down The Law #1, but didn't
even take off her clothes. She has also appeared in three (to my
knowledge) B movies in the 87/89 time period. Allegedly she has or
had a minor drug problem (I'm being kind).
The other Lisa is Lisa K. Loring, the "K" standing for Kamela, who took her stage name from the Addams family actress not knowing what problems this would cause later. She started as a dancer for the Mitchell brothers at the O'Farrel theatre in SFO and did 15 porno movies from 1977 to 1980. She is currently married to a sound technician and lives near SFO. BTW, the clarification to this is one of the success stories of the internet. I posted a request based on reading about Lisa in the Mitchell brothers biography and for a while there was nothing but then I got an E-mail from the aforementioned sound technician clarifying the matter. I even had the opportunity to get Lisa (via him) to look over her list of movies in my DB and make some corrections. At least one star will be 100% correct in the next Star Index <g and plug>.
And the Wednesday Addams from the movies, Christina Ricci, has kept her clothes on so far. The Pink Power Ranger (Amy Jo Johnson)?
Will there be no end to the madness? :-) SHE DIDN'T DO PORNO!
Linda Blair?
Nope. She too has appeared nude, but never in a porn flick. You
can sometimes find her pix floating around
alt.binaires.nude.celebrities.
My friend from a.b.n.c. says:
For the full-length Linda Blair clone film - it's called
VICIOUS VIRGIN and it sells for $12 from BLOOD TIMES VIDEO,
P.O. BOX 3340, STEINWAY STATION, LONG ISLAND CITY, NEW YORK
11103-0340. The copy is in poor quality (though it's not
likely that you'll ever find a better quality version).
Marilyn Monroe?
Not in my book. She did do nude modelling (which was Playboy's first issue)
but never did the stag loops. Patrick Riley says, "The purported
Marilyn Monroe loop was really made by Arlene Hunter, a stripper
from the sixties/early seventies and can be found on lots of
collection type tapes such as:
Jeremy Jordan?
No. The pop singer, Jeremy Jordan never did gay porn. However, he
did do some nude calendars in Japan which did not show his cock.
However, some hackers have attached a penis to some of the side-
view shots, making it appear as if Jordan had posed nude. A
Jordan lookalike appeared in a soft-core film from gay studio
Greenwood-Cooper, but G/C Video says that Jordan did not do any
work for them.
Lucy "Xena" Lawless?
No. Some guy was on Howard Stern's show and claimed to have worked with Lucy Lawless
in a 1992-3 porn film called "All the Way Down 3" and she worked under the name "Lucy Lust."
I can't find a mnetion of this movie anywhere; the Dutch Master Peter van Aarle has not heard
of it either, so I am pretty convinced it is all a load of crap.
She did sing a national anthem at a hockey game when she lifted her arm and her tit popped out of her dress, but that's about it... Fran "The Nanny" Drescher?
No. Chances are you downloaded a picture from one of the binaries groups that purported to be Fran.
It wasn't. It was Kandi Barbour. Steff who runs the "First Fran Page" sez: Go see The Fake Detective page at http://www.lairofluxlucre.com/detective/ case #124. And if you want an other proof, here it is. Do you think that back in 1977, when Fran was 20, she was looking exactly like she looks today at 40? N-A-A! Check Saturday Night Fever or American Hot Wax and you'll see that this woman really really doesn't look like a 20 years old Fran. You don't hafta be a genius to figure that out. But what about all those pictures I see of on the Net which show Tom Cruise/Marina Sirtis/Brad Pitt/Mother Theresa having sex?
Sorry, they're fakes. If these stars had done porn in the past,
the tabloids would be full of the news. But they haven't done any
films. There is a booming cottage industry in the binary groups
where stars' faces are attached to porn performers' bodies. If the
poster doesn't cite any film that the binary came from, you can be
pretty sure it's a fake.
Is there anywhere I can buy this celebrity "porn?"
There is a market for everything. A poster over in
alt.binaries.nude.celebrities passes this along:
For a shorter version of the Jayne Kennedy video, you can get it on
a compilation tape called, CELEBRITY PORN - It's a 90min.
compilation featuring Linda Blair (Not really her - but one of the
BEST clones I've ever seen and highly recommend that Linda Blair
fans see this one), Barbra Streisand, Michelle Bauer, Linnea
Quigley (Girl/Girl stuff, outtakes but Not Hardcore), Rob Lowe
(very poor quality - I've seen better versions), Chuck Berry
(urinating on a white female fan after she gives him a Blow Job),
Tattoo from FANTASY ISLAND (It's NOT really him - and the guy
doesn't look a thing like him - only that he's a midget), Rene Bond
(who was actually a well-known porn star of the '70's), Elvira
(who's only Topless from an R-Rated T&A flick, titled WORKING GIRLS
- I've seen much better stuff from magazines that she posed for -
For the record, she has NEVER done Porn), Cicciolina (Parliament
member) and Sly Stalone (Soft-core from PARTY AT KITTY AND STUDS -
I have stills of what is claimed to be him from a loop from the
late '60's - it's Not the well-known PARTY AT KITTY AND STUDS but
it doesn't look like him to me - it probably isn't). This Compilation is available for $17 from: FOXX ENTERTAINMENT ENTERPRISES, 327 W. LAGUNA, TEMPE, AZ 85282 Or you can get it for $15 from CREATIVE ARTS, RD#2 BOX 327A, FAYETTE CITY, PA 15438 BLOOD TIMES VIDEO is a very good source for hard-to-find and Euro- Sleeze (but you usually have to wait about 6 weeks for the tapes to be delivered). Here, you'll find many of Karin Schubert's Hardcore films (some good rare stuff), Angelique Pettijohn's Hardcore films, Kitten Natividad's True Hardcore stuff and other interesting things worth a look. You can contact them at: BLOOD TIMES VIDEO, P.O. BOX 3340, STEINWAY STATION, LONG ISLAND CITY, NEW YORK 11103-0340
Table of Contents | |
|
| |