Ben Stein (of all people) has a gossip column on E! entitled "Monday Night at Morton's", wherein he interviews various celebs about...whatever.
The current entry
No surprise there, hm?
2) "Jenna is leaving later in the day for a gig on Long Island, New York, where she dances nude at a club and has her nude photo taken (either squatting or on the patron's lap) for a mere $40, which seems unbelievably cheap to me.
'I know,' she agrees. 'I really have to raise the price.'"
Oh yes, Jenna, you really do. A mere $40! Such a bargain.
Stein is a little backward, don't you think? The quote, "'If they're in it for the sex,' I suggest, 'why don't they become prostitutes?'"
Umm, hate to clue, but those in it for money only are the prostitutes.
As for the rest, boy, her movies are going to be a real turn on for people to watch... knowing that she hates it and is only thinking of a "giant check floating down from the sky."
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