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From: ronk489385@aol.com (RonK489385)
Subject: Creative Titles we will never see
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Sun, 03 Sep 2000 16:40:27

I am starting a new thread where we can post all the creative titles for porn videos we will never see on this planet. One caveat is that the title must describe the video accurately, no dishonest porn title (this is an oxymoron).

  1. Real Sex Stories -- staring (put in the real name of your favorite politician)
  2. Triple Anal Adventures with Lexington, Rocco, and Omar.
  3. Sex in Outer Space without the Bulky Suits.
  4. True Sex Stories with Real Extra-Terrestrials.
  5. Centurian Sex Adventures.

Ron


From: "MrScorpio" <iscorpivs@earthlink.net>
Subject: Re: Creative Titles we will never see
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Mon, 04 Sep 2000 00:10:15

How want these:

  1. The Best of Faked Male Orgasms
  2. True Body Hair Removal Confessions
  3. Toxxic Johnny's True Last Performance
  4. Highshool Nerd Gangbangs (Featuring Nerds from the Pornstar's school days)
  5. Post-Coital Absolution with Ron Jeremy

From: "DJWaxKilla" <DJWaxKilla@email.msn.com>
Subject: Re: Creative Titles we will never see
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Mon, 04 Sep 2000 12:40:08

"Freckles, Freckles, Freckles!!!"

"Sweatin' With The Vivid Girls"

"Rim Job #12: The Unwiped Hedgehog"


From: torris@uswest.net (Torris)
Subject: Re: Creative Titles we will never see
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Mon, 04 Sep 2000 15:20:08

On Mon, 04 Sep 2000 12:40:08, "DJWaxKilla" <DJWaxKilla@email.msn.com> wrote:

>"Sweatin' With The Vivid Girls"

Outstanding!!!

How about some helpful "how to" videos from the experts:

  1. Steve Hirsch's Video Editing Techniques
  2. Marc Wallice's Fake IDs
  3. John T Bone on Porn Ethics Volumes I and II
  4. Rodney Moore: How to Pick Up Leper Chicks
  5. Randy Detroit on Selling Life Insurance in da Hood
  6. Miss Sharon Mitchell: Sorcery for Fun and Profit Series: Vol. 1 - Leeches are your friend Vol 2 - Prayer and HIV Vol 3 - How to Erase Xerox smudges from notarized documents
  7. Mark Kernes on How to Review Movies Without Having to Bother Watching Them
  8. Nina Hartley's How to Make Love to a Stroke Victim
  9. Patrick Riley reads from his dissertation from NYU on "Boyish Butts: Why Bonobos are Preferable to 99.9% of Porn Stars"
  10. Brandy Alexander's Key to a Life Long Career in the Porn Business: Humility, Modesty and Forgiveness

From: rwfyke@aol.com (RWFYKE)
Subject: Re: Creative Titles we will never see
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Mon, 04 Sep 2000 21:21:28

11. Matt Ramsey: My Secret Life As A Straight Porn Star

12. Gene Ross: Bald Is Beautiful

13. Terri Weigel: Go From Playboy Playmate to Prostitute in 10 Easy Steps

14. Houston's Magic Secrets featuring How To Make 50 Parolees Turn Into 620!

15. Luke Ford's The Importance of Ethics in Journalism


 

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