rame.net  :  humor  :   what you don't know...

From: jed693@aol.comnospam (Jed693)
Subject: Little Known Porn Facts
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Fri, 19 May 2000 23:37:15

Little Known Porn Facts.

  1. Before hitting it big in porn Peter North used the alias Matt Ramsey to conceal his work as a telemarketer.
  2. Although she said "I'll have sex with anyone who has 600 dollars and a condom" Marilyn Star does have some unattractive personality traits.
  3. Wendy Whoppers real name is Carol Whoppers.
  4. Despite the fact that one can buy a copy of the 100 million-dollar budget Titanic for 15 dollars and it takes 30 bucks to buy the 5000 dollar budget Dr. Fellatio, porn producers have the consumers best interests at heart.
  5. Clerks at video stores don't laugh at porn renters behind their back.
  6. Some actresses prefer not to have Max Hardcore urinate in their mouth.
  7. As a young child Marc Wallice altered his birth certificate so he could get a library card.
  8. After deciding she wasn't contributing to society as a nurse, Nina Hartley dedicated her life to letting strangers ejaculate on her face.
  9. A well-known porn actress is only a dissertation, 3 college degrees, and a GED from earning a doctorate in aeronautical engineering.
  10. A few porn performers haven't been prudent with their earnings and will have to find a second career after they retire from show biz.

Jed


 

Newsgroup problems: e-mail rame-request@linux-shell.net.
Website problems: e-mail webmaster@rame.net

Questions about adult movies should be posted or mailed to the newsgroup rec.arts.movies.erotica. The staff at the above addresses cannot answer your questions; the folks in the newsgroup probably can.