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From: Gary Tatsch <gary_tatsch@my-deja.com>
Subject: Funniest moments in porn
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2000 17:50:38

What are your funniest moments seen in a porno?

I saw a movie in the late 80s/early 90s with Peter North giving PJ Sparxx a facial, for the darnedest, I cannot remember the movie title. It was funny because PJ closed her eyes a few seconds before Peter sprayed her, when nothing happens, she opens her eyes and he blasts a shot right into her left eye, she is taken by suprise and screams mildly, then he gets in the nose (actually in the nostril) on one of his next shots. She is hysterical at this point. He take a few more shots at her and she going crazy screaming. Who else remembers this one?

Gary


From: bongoman <GOphishxxx@cgocable.net>
Subject: Re: Funniest moments in porn
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Fri, 01 Sep 2000 00:17:34

Tianna stepping on Ray Victory's dick by accident then she started blowing air on it I guess to ease the pain.. * Peace BongoMan*


From: tiannabtw@aol.com (Tianna Btw)
Subject: Re: Funniest moments in porn
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Sat, 02 Sep 2000 12:50:01

Are you talking about the Girls from Fur Pie.......What should i have said or done?

Guess it did swell a bit after that, felt kinda good...lol

lya,

Tianna


From: Danny Smith <drdanny@nospam.drdanny.net>
Subject: Re: Funniest moments in porn
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Tue, 05 Sep 2000 12:09:56

My votes would go for

  1. Rob Black's line in Jane Waters' "The Pornographer." The crew is climbing one of California's lovely golden hillsides to reach an outdoor location, and Black is overcome with the beauty of their surroundings.

"Look at this, would ya? It's like a fuckin Vivid flick!" (paraphrased, of course)

2) in the same flick, filming the outdoor scene, flies (the buzzing kind) are interfering with the shot. Script girl Tyfanny Mynx is asked to stay just out of frame and blow cigarette smoke on the performers' crotch area to keep the flies away.

I laughed so much I lost my stiffy!

Danny


From: locodeatar@my-deja.com
Subject: Re: Funniest moments in porn
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Sun, 03 Sep 2000 18:26:13

Don't know the North/Sparxx movie, but I thought Ron Jeremy was pretty funny in Cyberanal.

#1) Wearing the hat with the pig.
#2) Wearing the fake beard in the scene with Marilyn Martin (bordering on pretty gross...)

Locodeatar


From: PostMonster@webtv.net (PostMonster General)
Subject: Re: Funniest moments in porn
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Tue, 05 Sep 2000 03:52:19

"LA Raw" starring Randy West, Sheena Horn, Joey Silvera and John Leslie (I think).

In one scene, Randy West is doing some blonde actress from behind, and she got so into the scene that she accidentally kicked him in the side of the head. And then apologized to him 10 seconds later after she realized what happened!

He was doing her so hard that her earring came off... :-) I love it when an actress gets into a scene for real, and it shows!!!


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